Behold, The Hilarious Highlight Of Thursday.

If it makes you sad that this snippet from a conversation is the highlight of my day, then you're going to be near suicidal when I tell you it may actually be the highlight of my week.

And please take a moment to recognize the new level of "nerd" that I've just stooped to: I'm blogging about an IM exchange regarding Facebook. And, I use Beeker as my icon.

I might as well adopt a lisp and start showing up alone to parties where I explain to a group of strangers that my tardiness was due to my concern over a mysterious rash blanketing my limbs. True story.