California is on fire. Again. And there's really nothing funny about that. (Why you take away use of comical parenthetical, fire?) The fire in Santa Barbara has been burning for days due to high winds and pretty toasty temperatures. And since it felt like I spent today in an Easy Bake Oven, I suspect the fire will burn for at least the next few days.Like I said, nothing funny about that. This, on the other hand...
The fire is named the Jesusita Fire. Since each fire is named for the area in which it burns, I thought, "Didn't anyone think of maybe renaming the fire and calling it something a little less offensive and unintentionally hilarious?"
You see, I'd been reading "Jesusita Fire" as Jesusitsa Fire. As in: "The Jesus-its-a Fire! is still raging in Santa Barbara. While no injuries or deaths have been reported, the Jesus-its-a Fire! has destroyed more than 24 homes."
Look, Prongs never claimed to be the creamiest chick pea in the can, so my mistake.
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"Look, Prongs never claimed to be the creamiest chick pea in the can, so my mistake."
Your obsession with hummus is really fucking starting to annoy me. Cut the shit, whore.
In every can of chick peas, there's that one odd little legume who looks like a sad turd from an ungrateful bunny; it is blackened, misshaped, repellent. And yet, it's just as delicious as its prettier brothers. You are that garbanzo, Mega Superior Gold.
Get a room already, you two! So I can set up my video camera and watch.
That is a totally reasonable mistake. don't second guess your creaminess over such things.
Did you just call me fat?
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