First off, let's lose those obnoxious quotes around your name because they imply Pam's not your real name, even though it is. (Anonymity is overrated, just ask "Prongs"!)
I hear you love Prongs (who doesn't!), but hate the new political turn it's taken. I bet you were relieved when the election finally ended and Sarah Palin was shuttled back to Alaska and away from the constant media coverage. I'm sure you were looking forward to more posts on my nemesis Jeff Goldblum (I love you, Jeff Goldblum!), Crap Bag, Scott Bakula or The Big Guy (is he still in the bathroom...?).
Well, Pam, I hope you're sitting down because I have devastating news for you:
Palin's back. (Like the Terminator but with a far more irritating accent!).
You betcha, Pam. Gosh darnit, Sarah Palin is here to stay and she's gonna continue to haunt you in the sense that she's gonna show up in a lot more of these great blog postings we have goin' on here. Also.
First she chatted up Matt Lauer in Wasila and stole the thunder from far less-sexy republican governors in Miami. And then we caught glimpses of her lounging around the Mandarin looking like Alaska's version of Ashley Dupree.
But Sarah Palin saved her most important piece of business for today when she pardoned a turkey and then gave an interview as only The Huntress knows how:
My god, she is magnificent. I dare you to name another elected official has the balls to pardon a turkey while standing in front of a turkey slaughtering machine. In your face, turkeys!
"Palinoscopy" is the new "Palintology".
Sorry, Pam.
I hear you love Prongs (who doesn't!), but hate the new political turn it's taken. I bet you were relieved when the election finally ended and Sarah Palin was shuttled back to Alaska and away from the constant media coverage. I'm sure you were looking forward to more posts on my nemesis Jeff Goldblum (I love you, Jeff Goldblum!), Crap Bag, Scott Bakula or The Big Guy (is he still in the bathroom...?).
Well, Pam, I hope you're sitting down because I have devastating news for you:
Palin's back. (Like the Terminator but with a far more irritating accent!).
You betcha, Pam. Gosh darnit, Sarah Palin is here to stay and she's gonna continue to haunt you in the sense that she's gonna show up in a lot more of these great blog postings we have goin' on here. Also.
First she chatted up Matt Lauer in Wasila and stole the thunder from far less-sexy republican governors in Miami. And then we caught glimpses of her lounging around the Mandarin looking like Alaska's version of Ashley Dupree.
But Sarah Palin saved her most important piece of business for today when she pardoned a turkey and then gave an interview as only The Huntress knows how:
My god, she is magnificent. I dare you to name another elected official has the balls to pardon a turkey while standing in front of a turkey slaughtering machine. In your face, turkeys!
"Palinoscopy" is the new "Palintology".
Sorry, Pam.
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